jb pets
jbpets

sample jb pets "jbpets" story:

 I can remember.
Nineteen years old and still a virgin. Now that's something you
don't want to get around to the rest of your shipmates. But
hey, I was a little drunk and looking for sympathy when the subject of
last piece came up. I was only temporarily assigned to the ship and
wasn't really part of the group.  They let me tag along sometimes and
that's why I was there when the subject came up. So I told them I was a
virgin. Got LOTS of sympathy. I'm just glad it was a small bar. I
didn't have a lot of laughter to run through getting out of the place.
It was about three weeks later when Bill came up to me on a
Saturday night and asked if I wanted to hit some bars. I was
bored and, of course, ever hopeful Miss Right would be out there and
said OK. Since we heading out on a cruise the following Monday, I
figured I better get some shore leave in before we shipped out. Bill
jokingly said Maybe we'll get you laid tonight. Yeah, right. In a pigs
eye.
We took off and headed down the strip (every Navy town has
one). I was driving my relatively new 68 Skylark; relative
since it was 1973 and the car was 'new' to me. Bill said Fuck it, let's
try someplace else...

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